Pet reading · $35 · Emailed in 72 hours
Who they are, underneath the habits.
A written reading about your animal. If you know when they were born, I read their chart. If you don’t — and most people with a rescue don’t — I read them anyway.
What it is
Not a zodiac sign and a list of adjectives.
Most of what gets written about pets and astrology is exactly that: a sun sign, four traits, a cute graphic. This is a reading, done the way the readings for people on this site are done.
If you know when your animal was born, or a gotcha day close enough to stand in for it, I cast their chart and read it properly. If you have no date at all, I work intuitively instead — no chart, no sign claimed, the same ground reached a different way.
You don’t have to pick which. Tell me what you have and I’ll use whichever fits, and I’ll say in the reading which one I used.
What you get
Around twelve hundred words about one animal.
- What they’re like underneath the habits — what draws them, what unsettles them, what they need that they can’t ask for.
- The thing they do that makes no sense to you, looked at properly rather than explained away.
- Where there’s a chart, how they’re built. Where there isn’t, what comes through.
- The two of you: why this animal and this person, and where you rub each other the wrong way. Most people tell me this is the part they re-read.
What I need
Less than you’d think.
What I need from you
- Their name, and what they are — species, and breed if you know it.
- Their birth date or their gotcha day, if you have either. If you have neither, roughly how old they are is enough.
- Where they were born or adopted, if you know. City and state is plenty.
- One or two things you actually want to know. “What is she like” is a fine question. So is “why does he do this.”
No birth time. Nobody has one for an animal, and this reading is built not to want it.
Honest limits
What this will not tell you.
Nothing about their health. This reading will not tell you whether your animal is sick, in pain, or hurting somewhere you can’t see. I am not a vet and a reading is not a diagnosis. If something seems wrong with them, please see a vet today — not after you’ve read this.
- I do not take lost pets. Someone searching for a missing animal deserves better than a guess, and a wrong direction costs time you cannot get back.
- It will not fix a behaviour. It may help you understand one, which is often where the fixing starts — but a training problem needs a trainer.
- Living animals only, for now.
- No predictions about how long you have with them, and no dates.
- If a reading is not the right thing for what you are carrying, I will tell you and refund you.
Tell me about them.
Pay first, then share their details on the form. Your reading is written and emailed within 72 hours.
Readings are written for reflection and perspective. They are not medical, psychological, legal or financial advice — for you or for your animal — and nothing in a reading should replace a qualified professional where one is needed.